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Habeas Couture presents... The T-shirt! And the hoodie. And the girlie-tee. Yes, friends, we even have something for the suspected terrorist tot and dog in your life.
The height in waterboarding chic is now available. Feeling bound and gagged as shopping season approaches? Look no further - and forget about calling a lawyer.
Habeas Couture is the perfect gift. Just go to www.cafepress.com/habeascouture and choose from our sprawling secret prison system-sized selection of styles, colors and sizes. Fifteen percent of all proceeds go to the Center for Constitutional Rights' Guantanamo Global Justice Initiative. (www.ccr-ny.org)
Get yours today, before orange is the new black.
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Then, I begin to wonder what sort of horrible shirt they were wearing when they bought the terrible shirt that they are wearing now. You must understand; there are many types of ugly T-shirts. This is a list of my 5 least favourite.
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TYPE: Bad Concert T-Shirt |
TYPE: Craft Shirt | TYPE: Joke Shirt |
TYPE: Product Shirt |
TYPE: American Pride Shirt |
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PURCHASED AT: A bad concert |
PURCHASED AT: discount store |
PURCHASED AT: any shopping mall (especially in Lucky Plaza) |
PURCHASED AT: unknown to the human race |
PURCHASED AT: Anywhere, U.S.A., (usually made in China) |
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EXAMPLES: Courtney Love/Color Me Badd/ Lenny Kravitz |
EXAMPLES: cloth hearts decorated with ribbons/sparkly plastic jewels hot glued to triangles |
EXAMPLES: any reference to beer, sex, marriage or Singapore being a 'fine city' |
EXAMPLES: Old Navy/ Energizer/ Nike/ Hilfiger |
EXAMPLES: flags with guns/eagles with 9-11 banner/George W. Bush's face on Mount Rushmore |
| OFFENSIVE RATING: (MEDIUM) - I have seen so many that I am becoming numb to them. |
OFFENSIVE RATING: (LOW) - At least they like arts and crafts. |
OFFENSIVE RATING: (HIGH) - Usually worn with an equally insulting hat. |
OFFENSIVE RATING: (HIGH) - I really loathe walking billboards. |
OFFENSIVE RATING: (HIGH) - Seeing these makes me want to break things. |
| *BE CAREFUL: The people who invest in and wear these atrocities may be able to drive and/or fight. | ||||
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