Star Trek Barbie
Written by Joe Bodia
Tags: Barbie | Star Trek | toys
Anyone who has seen more than a few Star Trek episodes can't help but foresee the outcome of this vignette, which puts a glamorous (if not exactly beautiful) Starfleet gal and a studly young officer - neither regular crew members - on the bridge with Spock and Captain Kirk.
It's a scenario repeated in countless episodes: Kirk will bag the babe; the new guy will die. If Ken is one of the lucky ones, he might attain a higher level of consciousness through some alien transmogrification.
For the first time in his existence, he will lead the examined life.
Then Kirk will kill him.
That may or may not be a worse fate than adding to the galaxy's load of Kirk-sired b*stards - Barbie's future if she is fortunate.
The alternatives for characters in her predicament are a stunted life encased in bitterness, especially for those the captain spurns, or a painful end with Ken at the hands of the ubermensch Kirk.
In this context, Barbie and Ken clearly are cannon fodder.
